That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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