I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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