It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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