Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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