i permit you to call me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
