Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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