Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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