i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
