She said her name was "party"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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