I'm jealous of your bromance
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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