we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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