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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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