She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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