party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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