i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We just shotgunned beers for America
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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