I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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