you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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