i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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