I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
