69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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