: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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