You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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