"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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