did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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