dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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