I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
So drunk its hurt
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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