I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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