she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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