mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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