My brain says no but my pants say off.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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