sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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