Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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