Already got asked if we're dating
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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