he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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