Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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