Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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