Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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