I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
