Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she was so not down for the gang bang
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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