And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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