Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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