Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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