"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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