Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
