call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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