That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Ladies don't puke and tell
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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