And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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