how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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