you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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