Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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