Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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