just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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