windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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