So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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