"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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