i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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