You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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